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超级搞笑的英文短信祝福语推荐

时间:2018-02-14 03:49
经典语录专题,超级搞笑的英文短信祝福语推荐,下面给大家精选了一些超级搞笑的英文短信祝福语,一起来看看吧! 1.Not every flower symbolize for love, but ros

  下面给大家精选了一些超级搞笑的英文短信祝福语,一起来看看吧!

  1.Not every flower symbolize for love, but rose can do it; not every tree can stand thirst, but alamo can do it, not every pig can read short message, but you can do it. Congratulations!

  是每一朵花都能代表爱情,但是玫瑰做到了;不是每一种树都能耐住干渴,但是白杨做到了;不是每一头猪都能看短消息,但是你做到了。恭喜你!

  2.This msg. will refresh your brain in 5 seconds. 5...4...3...2...1... >Error: No Brain Detected!!!

  这条消息将会让你的头脑清醒5秒。5…4…3…2…1… >错误提示:未侦测到大脑!!!

  3.Good morning...Have u done two of the most important things when you wake up today? 1) Pray-so that u may live...2)Take a bath-so that others may live too!

  早上好……你今早醒来的时候有没有做这两件最重要的事呢? 1)祈祷- 好让你可以活下去……2)洗澡-好让别人也可以活下去!

  4.Once god came up 2 me & granted me a wish. I asked 4 world peace. That’s impossible,he said. Then I asked him 2 give u brains. He said,"Let me try world peace".

  有一次上帝来到我面前答应了我一个愿望。我说我要世界和平。“那是不可能的”他说。然后我请让你变聪明。他说:“你还是让我试试让世界和平吧。”

  5.This msg. will refresh your brain in 5 seconds. 5...4...3...2...1... >Error: No Brain Detected!!!

  这条消息将会让你的头脑清醒5秒。5…4…3…2…1… >错误提示:未侦测到大脑!!! 搞笑短信

  6.Hello I am a virus and I am entering your brain right now...Sorry I will leave, I can't find a brain.

  你好,我是病毒!并且现在正逐渐进入你的大脑……对不起,我要走了,因为我根本找不到你的大脑!

  7.Good morning...Have u done two of the most important things when you wake up today? 1) Pray-so that u may live...2)Take a bath-so that others may live too!

  早上好……你今早醒来的时候有没有做这两件最重要的事呢? 1)祈祷- 好让你可以活下去……2)洗澡-好让别人也可以活下去!

  8.Good looks catch the eyes but Good Personality catches the heart. You are blessed with both! FLATTERED? Don't Be! It was sent to me. I just wanted you to read it.

  漂亮的脸蛋能吸引眼球但是好的人品能吸引人心。你很幸运的同时拥有这两方面!被恭维了?少来了!这个短消息是送给我的。我只不过想让你看看罢了。

  9.Don't be mad, don't be blue, Einstein was ugly too!

  不要激动,不要忧郁,爱因斯坦长相也难看!

  10.If u hide, I’ll seek 4 u. If u r lost, I’ll search 4 you. If u’ll leave, I’ll wait 4 u. If days take u away 4m me, I’ll fight 4 u. But, if u stop sending msgs, I’ll kill you.

  如果你躲起来,我会去找你。如果你不见了,我会寻觅你。如果你离开了,我会等你。如果日子会把你带走,我会为你战斗。但是,如果你停止发短信息,我会宰了你。

  11.Do not argue with an idiot. He will drag you down to his level and beat you with experience.

  你永远不能战胜一个纯SB,因为他会把你的智商拉到跟他个水平,然后用丰富的经验打败你

  12.I know someone in the world is waiting for me, although I’’ve no idea of who he is. But I feel happy every day for this. 我知道这世上有人在等我,但我不知道我在等谁,为了这个,我每天都非常快乐。

  13.day u'll B surprised 2C ME beside U. U & Me laughing, U&Me crying, U & Me dreaming, U & Me holding on, U & Me...just U & Me sitting in a MENTAL & ME CHECKING U.

  一天你会很惊讶的发现我出现在你身边。你我一起欢笑,一起哭泣,一起梦想,依偎在一起,一起……只不过是你我一起坐在精神病院里并且我(医生)给你(精神病人)做检查。

  14.You may fall from mountain, you may fall from tree, but the best way to fall, is fall to my love.

  你可能会从山上掉下来,也可能会从树上掉下来,但是,最好的方式,是你会爱上我。

  15.Once god came up 2 me & granted me a wish. I asked 4 world peace. That's impossible, he said.

  有一次上帝来到我面前答应了我一个愿望。我说我要世界和平。“那是不可能的”他说。

  16.Good looks catch the eyes but Good Personality catches the heart. You are blessed with both! FLATTERED?

  Don’t Be! It was sent to me. I just wanted you to read it.

  漂亮的脸蛋能吸引眼球但是好的人品能吸引人心。你很幸运的同时拥有这两方面!被恭维了?

  少来了!这个短消息是送给我的。我只不过想让你看看罢了。

  上面给大家精选的超级搞笑的英文短信祝福语,希望大家喜欢!


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